Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(


I hate this post but you know…i love my mom!

I hate the millions of notes someone gets for this but hey I love my mom, I ain’t risking shit.

I don’t know my mom….but….why not *shrugs*

she aint gon die but my ma is under appreciated so shout out to my momma she rad

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phaserbeams:

I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags

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ccal:

how do u relationship

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I think I have everything I want. When I want beer, I drink beer. When I want vodka, I drink vodka. When I want you, I drink vodka."
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Famous writers and their typewriters.
  • Boy: Babe come over
  • Girl: I can't hockey is on
  • Boy: I'm horny
  • Girl: Did I fucking stutter?
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